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True Tales of the Infamous Courtesan: Persephone N. Hades and her Horizontal Life underground. How she got there, her mis-adventures and her struggle to re-surface.

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Couples Therapy Gone Awry--Really Really Awry

Since our Couples Therapy Session last week, my client has not called me.
Suspect he is terribly angry with me.
Suspicion is confirmed today with his email:

Geisha,
(He knows my 'real' name and usually begins his emails: Dearest Persephone)
I would like to book a one hour appointment with you next week, Weds. afternoon. Usual time slot. Wear only a red mini dress, red high-heels and nothing else. Please respond.
Thanks,
(His name.)

I read it twice.
Both times, same physical reaction:
Chills crawl up every verebrae of my spine.
Frightening.

Dear (His name)
Unfortunately I am already booked that day. I'm sorry, But I also think we need to speak, to chat before making any future appointments together.
Be safe. Be well.
Love
Persephone

My hands are trembling as I type this.




12 Comments:

At 9:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like wearing full body armor would be more appropriate than a red mini dress if you saw him before talking to him.

On the other hand, if the red mini dress (which sounds great) doesn't work, then may be his sexual preferences have changed.

May be he would benefit from some anger management instead of some couples therapy. I would communicate that suggestion via e-mail.

You could always come back to Toontown.

Roger Rabbit

 
At 11:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sorry for your situation.... but I don't think seeing him will benefit either of you... He needs to assure you that he is willing to proceed as friends only, before you can even consider anything else... you both also need some time for perspective....

 
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At 11:42 AM, Blogger Derek said...

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At 4:18 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

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At 3:11 AM, Blogger Derek said...

Hey Persephone N. Hades Very nice blog :0) I just got inside from washing and waxing my truck. It is my baby. Took me 2 hours though. So I settled down into my basement and started doing some web surfing. Anyways I am in the process of grabbing my masters degree and have spent the last 6 months researching medical massage therapy In the midst of my surfing I landed smack dab in the middle of your blog. I hope you do not think I am intruding but I must say it is great blog. Even though Couples Therapy Gone Awry--Really Really Awry is way off base from medical massage therapy I found myself cruising through your blog archives for the last half hour :0) You have some nice blogging friends. Anyways, I need to get back to my mission. I wrote don’t your url and feel free to visit me here at medical massage therapy I am so busy so I can only update my site monthly. Keep up the great work.

 
At 12:51 PM, Blogger Rebek said...

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At 11:23 AM, Blogger Rachel said...

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P.S I will add you to my favorites so I can come back and visit later
P.S.S If you want to bookmark my site I am at dallas massage therapy. You never know you may find some good deals!

 
At 7:10 AM, Blogger mike said...

Well I just got back from the gym and I am beat. I am currently doing some research on massage therapy magazines and stumbled across your blog. Which cracks me up really. The internet can certainly land you off base sometimes. Even though Couples Therapy Gone Awry--Really Really Awry is not completely related I think it is a cool blog. I have read back through the archives and lots of people make some very good points. Well I have been on-line forever it seems. I need to continue to plug away at massage therapy magazines. If you have the energy swing by massage therapy magazines. I try to update my site weekly and maybe you will see something you like. I already snagged your URL and put it in my favorites. If you do not mind I will be back again. Great job!

 

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