Horizontal Lives

True Tales of the Infamous Courtesan: Persephone N. Hades and her Horizontal Life underground. How she got there, her mis-adventures and her struggle to re-surface.

Friday, January 14, 2005

The Surest Way to Spot a Prostitute

Went out to dinner with a client the other night. 'Hip/Scene' Restaurant in the Meat Packing District. Dressed in a Valentino cocktail dress, pearls, stockings and pumps.

(Sad to say that due to my recent experience with the photographer of the same name, it put a stain on my love for the designer. Sigh.)

My client, 30 years my senior, very dapper in a double-breasted Armani. The crowd? Belly buttons and Britney Spears everywhere. Was reminded of a funny phrase I read on a favorite blog of mine:

"In a world of twelve-year-olds in sexy boots and nans in sparkly minidresses, the surest way to tell the Prostitute walking into a hotel at Heathrow is to look for the lady in the designer suit. Fact."

(From Belle du Jour at: www.belledujour-uk.blogspot.com)

She's right.

Fact.


3 Comments:

At 7:16 PM, Blogger Samurai Warrior said...

Quote of the Day:

Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

>
I am now waiting for the woman are like series ...

 
At 7:16 PM, Blogger Samurai Warrior said...

Quote of the Day:

Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

>
I am now waiting for the woman are like series ...

 
At 5:14 PM, Blogger Sna said...

I think i missed a prostitute today.
I needed help but you guys are talking about sumthin else i suppose/

 

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